Good Morning Meme.

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"If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?"

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[verybritish.livejournal.com]

You should meet my neighbours, the Real Housewives of Orange County.

Those aren't swords, they're fencing sabres. Don't touch.

[It's not Victor, it's Roger. She scowls a little, quite surly at having her personal life scrutinized.]

That -- I should have taken down, quite some time ago. I'm not home much. You may have noticed.

I'm calling a car for you.

[abitbison.livejournal.com]

Is it going to be driven by Victor in a little drivers cap?

[He blinked as he looked over at her. His eyes went wide as he recalled he's still only wearing boxers. He scrambled to find more of his clothes. Pants and a sweatervest. But no shirt. He puts its on anyway. He looks laughable. His scrawny arms poking out of the vest]

[verybritish.livejournal.com]

That's one awfully expensive way to get you the Hell out of my house.

I don't have any chauffeur fantasies to play out. [Her clothes are rumpled and she has bed hair, but at least it's a whole outfit.]

You look ridiculous. Find your shirt. I'm not returning it to you at work. People will talk. And by people, I mean Judith.